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Need an inside joke encased in rubber? We're probably your only option. Get a custom Shower Art and make choices that could literally affect the rest of your life.
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Rent A Button Maker
We have 16 button makers available to rent by the day. Provide your own supplies or order them from us. Pick up your machine in the Pike Place Market or Ballard.
A sweet greeting card by Laura Berger. Front says, "Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Please take your pants off and the rest of your clothes too."
Original illustration on heavyweight 100# stock with archival matte inks.
Ships with matching envelope in a cellophane sleeve.
Made in Chicago, Illinois, USA.
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