{"product_id":"zipper-pull-ssdgm-with-knife","title":"Zipper Pull - SSDGM with Knife","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003eZipper Pulls With Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLet's be honest: your zipper has been boring since the day it left the factory. It just... zips. No flair. No commentary. No unsolicited opinions about true crime podcasts. We fixed that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIntroducing our one-inch round zipper pulls — tiny, mighty, and deeply unnecessary in the best way. Each one clips onto your jacket, backpack, purse, or diaper bag and instantly upgrades it from \"functional item\" to \"conversation starter you didn't ask for.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the lineup?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e27 Kinds of Butts\u003c\/strong\u003e — Yes, twenty-seven. We don't know how it got out of hand either, but here we are. Collect them all, or just collect the ones that make you laugh in public.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnicorns\u003c\/strong\u003e — Majestic, sparkly, and blissfully unaware that they share shelf space with 27 kinds of butts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGhost Kitties\u003c\/strong\u003e — Adorably spooky. Perfect for people who want their tote bag to be just \u003cem\u003ea little bit haunted.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMurderino Loot\u003c\/strong\u003e — For the true crime obsessed who like their podcasts dark and their accessories darker. Stay sexy, don't get murdered, zip your bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Ugly Baby Logo\u003c\/strong\u003e — An icon. A legend. A baby that only a mother could love, now immortalized in miniature on your hoodie zipper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs (because we know someone's going to ask):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach pull is a compact \u003cstrong\u003e1 inch round\u003c\/strong\u003e, made to clip easily onto zipper tabs, keychains, backpack loops, or anywhere else that could use a little more chaos. They're small enough to be subtle and loud enough that someone \u003cem\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e comment on them at the grocery store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMix, match, gift, or hoard — no judgment here. Just zippers, but funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ugly Baby","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59581954982174,"sku":"UBA408","price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2688\/8674\/files\/uglybaby-zipperpull-ssdgmknife-seattle-gift-shop.jpg?v=1783537958","url":"https:\/\/uglybaby.shop\/products\/zipper-pull-ssdgm-with-knife","provider":"Ugly Baby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}