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UNAPOLOGETIC ART FOR IMMATURE ADULTS.
We're Ugly Baby. Two Seattle artists - who happen to be married - invented Shower Art. We make waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Visit our retail shop in the historic Pike Place Market. It's almost impossible to find, but if you follow the sidewalk chalk unicorns from The Gum Wall, they'll lead you right to our door. No luck? Just shop online RIGHT HERE.
hey, where did you get that baby pic?
about ugly baby
It's actually a picture of Doug on the day he was born.
For real. Swear.
follow the chalk unicorns
i follow unicorns
Can't find our store in Pike Place Market? We know. Follow the chalk unicorns from the Gum Wall.
our pike place market store
You'll never be able to find it. Swear.
Let customers speak for us
It has arrived!
I'm a long time fan of ugly baby's shower art but didn't think it was possible for me to order because I live in Europe.
Well the awsome team at ugly baby made my dream come through!!
It was a lengthy battle with customs and my Po-box but it finally worked on the third attempt!
Great care was put into my custom orders and the (together with the other pieces) turned out gorgeous and exactly how I pictured them.
Special thank you to Douglas for the stellar customer service and the patience 🙏🏻
Cassandra Niggli
Custom Small Shower Art
“Bashay Away”
I love my personalised shower art. I asked for blue and purple sparkle, and Ugly Baby made into a swirl. I’m in love.
Mary Bashay
Custom Small Shower Art
Absolutely love it
This is a great shirt! I love the fabric used, it's soft and comfortable. The fit is a bit loose for small women as it is unisex but it's not a boxy unisex shirt! It's long and nice. I'm really happy with the design of it too! From the photos, I did think it was more of a blue colour, but it is actually more green. Its a blue/green grainy colour. Overall, I love it!
Heather D.
Shirt - Crew - Catographer - Unisex Crew
I love my shower art!!!
I bought five, and my obsession has me buying more!!! I can’t get enough.
Mary Bashay
I Heart Cock - Small Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
Whimsical custom gift
My wife love her custom Shower Art! It was super easy to design and the team really made a special piece. It will be hanging in our shower for years to come!
Kevin Runde
Custom Mini Shower Art
Bootyful
Glows bright and has a perfect booty shape. So glad I was finally able to grab one before they were sold out.
Marissa M.
Just A Big Ol' Butt (Glow-in-the-Dark) - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
Absolutely PERFECT
I’ve been eyeing some stuff for awhile and finally took the plunge to buy shower art and I was not disappointed! It was absolutely perfect and especially since I wasn’t expecting it to be as large as it was (I didn’t check the specs) so it made me giggle even harder when opening the package. Totally recommend this shop- will be buying more in the future ❤️
Marissa Morris
I Miss Your Dick - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
Love it!
This is the 4th shower art I have purchased and could possibly be my favorite! So funny and makes all of our guests laugh. We keep it out in the bathroom for everyone to see 😂
Kelly W
Shit In Your Own Fucking House - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
Fabulous!
Love this shower art. Makes me laugh every time I see it. Can’t wait to order more!
Dawn
Squee - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
So cute!
Customization was awesome and quick!
Hailey D.
Hail Satan - Mini Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
Super Fun Shower Art
My request for custom shower art was very particular and Ugly Baby really came through. I was thrilled to get a chance to review an image of the piece in advance. It's perfect :)
MM
Custom Small Shower Art
Love this
I love my piece I ordered!! Doug did a perfect job with this and other pieces I ordered!! Shipping was crazy fast and I can’t wait to order again!!
A.C.
Custom Mini Shower Art
Great craft gift
I grabbed a few of these kits and am so excited to gift them to a few youngsters in my life. It encourages creativity and comes with everything you need short of scissors. Very happy I found these and this fun shop!
Suzanne
Paper Craft Kit: Wacky Weirdos
Love this lil guy
I’m so glad I made this purchase! Not only is it a LOVELY work of art (that’s also hilarious) but it’s HIGH QUALITY too! 10/10 recommend if you want to smile every time you go to the bathroom, just sayin.
Grace
Ass - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP
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$1,000.00
The result of a successful burglary: The very first Rock of Destruction. It is $1000. Yes, for real. That's the approximate cost of replacing the broken window and purchasing a new iPad.
If you purchase this item, Ugly Baby will donate the full $1000 to Treehouse for Kids in Seattle, a non profit organization that supports children in the foster care system.
Will we really mail you the actual rock if you purchase it? Totally. For sure. We absolutely will. 100% yes.
$2,000.00
This time they took out the BIG window by throwing this Rock of Destruction through it. Yes, it's really $2000. That's the approximate cost of replacing the broken window and the loss of the product in the window display.
If you purchase this item, Ugly Baby will donate the full $2000 to Treehouse for Kids in Seattle, a non profit organization that supports children in the foster care system.
Will we really mail you the actual rock if you purchase it? Totally. For sure. We absolutely will. 100% yes.
