Ugly Baby: Unapologetic Art for Immature Adults

UNAPOLOGETIC ART FOR IMMATURE ADULTS.

We're Ugly Baby. Two Seattle artists - who happen to be married - invented Shower Art. We make waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Visit our retail shop in the historic Pike Place Market. It's almost impossible to find, but if you follow the sidewalk chalk unicorns from The Gum Wall, they'll lead you right to our door. No luck? Just shop online RIGHT HERE.

SHOP UGLY BABY

Eight mini Shower Art pieces in a pile. They are colorful, glittery and have cute stickers inside. They say: Beans, Chill, Yeet, Raw Dog, Ass, Good Boy, Squee and Floof

Mini Shower Art Mini Shower Art

Unisex Shirts Unisex Shirts

DIY + Crafts DIY + Crafts

Seattle Souvenirs Seattle Souvenirs

Plus Size Plus Size

DIY - Cross Stitch Kit - Rainbow Trifecta

Cross Stitch Kits Cross Stitch Kits

HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BABY PIC?

It's actually a picture of Doug on the day he was born.
For real. Swear.

ABOUT UGLY BABY

Follow the chalk unicorns

Can't find our store in Pike Place Market? We know. Follow the chalk unicorns from the Gum Wall.

I follow unicorns

SALE STUFF

Get some weird stuff, on sale.

SHOP SALE

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SURPRISE!

Someone threw these through our window.

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SEATTLE SOUVENIRS

Tote Bag - This Says Seattle On It Ugly Baby

$22.00

Magnet - 3.5 Inch - Seattle Pattern Ugly Baby

$9.00

Bottle Opener Keychain - Pattern Seattle Ugly Baby

$6.00

Bottle Opener Keychain - Seattle Rainbow Raindrops Ugly Baby

$6.00

3x2 Sticker: The Gum Wall Is Disgusting - Pack of 10 Ugly Baby

$5.00

Ornament - Seattle Skyline 20 Leagues

$12.95

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OUR PIKE PLACE MARKET STORE

You'll never be able to find it. Swear.

What people say behind our backs

from 1908 reviews

Love it!

This is the 4th shower art I have purchased and could possibly be my favorite! So funny and makes all of our guests laugh. We keep it out in the bathroom for everyone to see 😂

Kelly W

Shit In Your Own Fucking House - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

01/18/2023

Fabulous!

Love this shower art. Makes me laugh every time I see it. Can’t wait to order more!

Dawn

Squee - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

01/08/2023

So cute!

Customization was awesome and quick!

Hailey D.

Hail Satan - Mini Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

12/12/2022

Super Fun Shower Art

My request for custom shower art was very particular and Ugly Baby really came through. I was thrilled to get a chance to review an image of the piece in advance. It's perfect :)

MM

Custom Small Shower Art

12/06/2022

Love this

I love my piece I ordered!! Doug did a perfect job with this and other pieces I ordered!! Shipping was crazy fast and I can’t wait to order again!!

A.C.

Custom Mini Shower Art

10/20/2022

Great craft gift

I grabbed a few of these kits and am so excited to gift them to a few youngsters in my life. It encourages creativity and comes with everything you need short of scissors. Very happy I found these and this fun shop!

Suzanne

Paper Craft Kit: Wacky Weirdos

09/07/2022

Unicorn shirt

Great buy fast service

Randy Ray

Shirt - Roller Skating Unicorn - Unisex Crew

07/07/2022

Love this lil guy

I’m so glad I made this purchase! Not only is it a LOVELY work of art (that’s also hilarious) but it’s HIGH QUALITY too! 10/10 recommend if you want to smile every time you go to the bathroom, just sayin.

Grace

Ass - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

06/30/2022

Cute and well made

Love the pin. Exactly as pictured. High quality!

Anonymous

Enamel Pin - Wilson's Bird-of-Paradise

06/02/2022

Perfect!!

I ordered this item and the seller responded very quickly, was incredibly polite in our correspondence, and the piece itself was perfect! Got here super quick and I put it up in my shower ASAP - it has been weeks and it’s held up just fine. So happy to have it!!

Graciela de Valle

You Are Full Of Butts - Shower Art - MADE TO ORDER

04/03/2022

It's great!

A wonderful piece of fine art with a permanant place in my lower gallery! Looks exactly like the photo!

J V

Wash Your Butt - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

03/12/2022

It’s perfect!

If you’re like me, I know you’ll agree that shower art is the best way to add both sparkles and profanity to your morning routine. And if you prefer to keep it PG, the good folks at Ugly Baby can probably accommodate that too. They seem super friendly! What are you waiting for?

Melissa

Custom Medium Shower Art

03/02/2022

A fun gift!

I was first introduced to shower art through my roommate. Now, I use every opportunity I can to give pieces away as gifts! This "ready-to-ship" piece arrived in good time, and my friend loves it.

Hailey M

Relax - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

03/01/2022

The perfect advice for now!

Calming but realistic. Sparkly to boot. Ugly baby art is the best and I <3 forever!

Anna S.

Keep Calm And Maybe Panic A Little - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

01/17/2022

Awesome

As usual..your shower art rocks!! I have a few pieces and will def be purchasing more

Valerie Parker

Floss - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP