Zipper Pulls

Zipper Pulls With Personality

Let's be honest: your zipper has been boring since the day it left the factory. It just... zips. No flair. No commentary. No unsolicited opinions about true crime podcasts. We fixed that.

Introducing our one-inch round zipper pulls — tiny, mighty, and deeply unnecessary in the best way. Each one clips onto your jacket, backpack, purse, or diaper bag and instantly upgrades it from "functional item" to "conversation starter you didn't ask for."

What's in the lineup?

• 27 Kinds of Butts — Yes, twenty-seven. We don't know how it got out of hand either, but here we are. Collect them all, or just collect the ones that make you laugh in public.
• Unicorns — Majestic, sparkly, and blissfully unaware that they share shelf space with 27 kinds of butts.
• Ghost Kitties — Adorably spooky. Perfect for people who want their tote bag to be just a little bit haunted.
• Murderino Loot — For the true crime obsessed who like their podcasts dark and their accessories darker. Stay sexy, don't get murdered, zip your bag.
• The Ugly Baby Logo — An icon. A legend. A baby that only a mother could love, now immortalized in miniature on your hoodie zipper.

The specs (because we know someone's going to ask):
Each pull is a compact 1 inch round, made to clip easily onto zipper tabs, keychains, backpack loops, or anywhere else that could use a little more chaos. They're small enough to be subtle and loud enough that someone will comment on them at the grocery store.

Mix, match, gift, or hoard — no judgment here. Just zippers, but funnier.