Shirt - Astronaut Unicorn - Unisex Crew


We've all been told that Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon but what they're keeping secret is that a roller skating unicorn beat him there by about 10 million years. Or something like that. I forget stuff and I don't listen well.

Printed on a solid black Bella + Canvas unisex style with a crew neck. The current shirts vary slightly in color from our photographs because we had to find a new shirt manufacturer. The photos show a dark heather gray shirt but our new version is a solid black tri-blend.

This is the perfect gift for the roller derby lover in your life. Is your dad a fan of space exploration who also loves neon pink unicorns? THE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFT.

About Our Models:

Mandy Flame is Seattle’s leggy lovely. She moved here three years ago to study Marine Carpentry, and wandered into a Burlesque class on a whim. Since then she has embraced the stage as a performer, producer and photographer. She puts also her construction talents to good use making unique props and sets for Seattle’s burlesque community. As a burlesque performing, motorcycle riding, wooden boat builder Ugly Baby Shirts are a perfect match her for quirky appeal.

Emmett Montgomery - Seattle stand up comedian. Visit his website:

Danny: Danny's cool. Danny looks great in our shirts. End of bio.

Shanghai Pearl - An internationally renowned burlesque performer and instructor based out of Seattle. Also, a close friend of Lucy, the super chill pom also pictured. Visit her website:

Jo Jo Stiletto - Professor of Nerdlesque, Expert in all things naked and nerdy. Visit her website:

Sarah Maier: Sarah has a gigantic smile and has been hit by cars while riding her bike downtown at least twice.

Photos 1-4 were taken by our favorite photographer, Chris Leher. You can find him on Facebook:

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Scott Steuber
If you're looking for a unicorn astronaut...

If you're looking for a unicorn astronaut shirt you can stop right here because this is the best dang unicorn astronaut shirt on the internet. It's soft and fits as expected for the size and I love it. Shipping was also good. Don't be silly put it in your cart.

Gilvratina Murray
Thanks for being super speedy - it was a b...

Thanks for being super speedy - it was a birthday gift for my stepdaughter and she loved it!

Andronacom Kuphal
Absolutely love love love this Tshirt and...

Absolutely love love love this Tshirt and the other items I've ordered in the past! Cannot say enough wonderful things and that I will be ordering again and again for gifts and for myself :)