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Need an inside joke encased in rubber? We're probably your only option. Get a custom Shower Art and make choices that could literally affect the rest of your life.
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Rent A Button Maker
We have 16 button makers available to rent by the day. Provide your own supplies or order them from us. Pick up your machine in the Pike Place Market or Ballard.
This postcard features a very popular Shower Art design by Ugly Baby turned into a cartoon. Send it to your newly engaged friends - or anyone who is already married. They'll love it.
On the front it has a bride and groom and says, "Marriage is dumb. Don't do it. Gross."
On the back it says, "Half of all marriages fail. Let's flip that coin of love and call it in the air."
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