The result of a successful burglary: The very first Rock of Destruction. It is $1000. Yes, for real. That's the approximate cost of replacing the broken window and purchasing a new iPad.
If you purchase this item, Ugly Baby will donate the full $1000 to Treehouse for Kids in Seattle, a non profit organization that supports children in the foster care system.
Will we really mail you the actual rock if you purchase it? Totally. For sure. We absolutely will. 100% yes.