Kitchen Towel: I Will Rescue Myself, Thanks

Bake the patriarchy a serious slice of humble pie with this tongue-in-cheek flour sack kitchen towel. It's the perfect gift for funny feminists who aren't afraid to get a little cheeky while cooking up a storm. This towel speaks truth to power while keeping hands clean and countertops tidy. Whether drying dishes or waving the flag for equality, it refuses to be demure or take a backseat to gender norms. Fiercely soft yet uncompromising, it's destined to become the kitchen's most indispensable activist. Bake the world a better place, one wisely wielded kitchen towel at a time.

This 30" x 30" natural colored flour sack kitchen towel is printed with maroon ink. The towel says "I will rescue myself, thanks."