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SHOP ALL SHOWER ART
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CUSTOM SHOWER ART
Need an inside joke encased in rubber? We're probably your only option. Get a custom Shower Art and make choices that could literally affect the rest of your life.
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The result of a successful burglary: The very first Rock of Destruction. It is $1000. Yes, for real. That's the approximate cost of replacing the broken window and purchasing a new iPad.
If you purchase this item, Ugly Baby will donate the full $1000 to Treehouse for Kids in Seattle, a non profit organization that supports children in the foster care system.
Will we really mail you the actual rock if you purchase it? Totally. For sure. We absolutely will. 100% yes.
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