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Okay. If you're wearing this tank top, you probably don't need to wear the tank top in order for people to be able to tell that you're self sufficient. You are. They know. You rule. Babeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Heather maroon Bella & Canvas tank top that says, "I will rescue myself, thanks."
We carry unisex sizes S through XXL.
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