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Shower Art is made out of rubber, glitter, discarded toys, kawaii stickers and a fair amount of sarcasm. It is waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Or anywhere else. We're no dictators. The perfect gift for that hard to shop for person in your life.
These Shower Art pieces are approximately 1.5" in diameter and 0.25" - 0.75" thick. There is a suction cup on the back for you to stick in your shower, on your mirror, refrigerator. It will stick on any hard, flat, smooth surface.
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For months me and my roomates toiled over how to decorate our empty dorm shower walls. We tried baskets and soaps, but to no avail. Until one day I saw this glorious orb of inspiration! “Beef tits” it declared! Ever since it was hung on that fateful tile, our bathroom had been more lively than ever! An amazing work of art for sure! 10^2/10
